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Wish Demi Lovato’s tits a happy 18th

Demi Lovato

Thank the bitch responsible for Demi Lovato’s wardrobe, because even way before she had her slutty 18th, she was already off juggling this yummy slit of cleavage that many of us will soon be filling with jizz without feeling conscious. Now that we’re all finally on the other side of the fence and can motorboat Demi Lovato’s tits without being carted off to the slammer, aren’t we all glad we waited?

Demi Lovato

You also need to thank Demi’s Latina roots for the hot pair of boobies she’s flaunting; every guy will agree that there’s nothing better to hold on to when fucking a hot slut like Demi Lovato than a nicely sized pair of melons. And when you finally pop your nuts all over Demi’s gorgeous face, you can drop beside her satisfied and not waiting for the slut to dial Child Protection Services on your ass. She’ll fucking dial room service for a fresh box of condoms so you can continue penetrating the shit out of every orifice Demi’s got.

Demi Lovato

If you need a little hand setting your fantasies afloat, head on to more naked pictures of Demi Lovato.

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One last look at Missy Margera’s pussy

Missy Margera

What kind of fucked up husband would let his wife model naked for a magazine, and by the husband’s artistic direction no less? Then again, Bam Margera never really qualified into the conventional category, so today’s reality star whore, Missy Margera, had better hop on her man’s crazy shopping cart and cruise along like an obedient kitty cat.

Missy Margera

Yeah, so Bam Margera thought Missy Margera should totally offer her body to legions of drooling Playboy perverts before they consummate their love in marriage. What a perfect going away reward for all of us who’ve watched Missy Margera in Bam’s Unholy Union and wondered if we’d ever get a last shot at her fast closing pussy hole. Well you couldn’t really expect anything less from Bam himself, who’s quite the dude to call for fucked up foolery like this.

Missy Margera

So anyway, here in these pics, we get to see Missy Margera’s naked body in two flavors: one in a roleplaying bit as the village whore in medieval times, and the other in just pure, naked goodness as she drops the lingerie for a full-on tit and vagina exposure, and in their living room no less.

Since there’s news of a Jackass 3D movie in the works, you should definitely hope for more slutty cameos of Missy Margera naked, and in cum-popping visuals that’ll leave you with red tit slaps in the face.

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Lady Gaga dives tit-first into a crowd

Lady Gaga

What can I say, Lady Gaga’s naked pursuits simply best everyone else in Hollywood when it comes to skanky exposures and naked crowd surfing orgies. Wait, what?

Lady Gaga

Yeah, that’s right. At the 2010 Lollapalooza Festival in Chicago last Friday, Lady Gaga came up on stage with Semi-Precious Weapons in a forking fishnet suit with only two glittering stars preventing her boobies from going completely naked. The Fame Monster got into some frenzied bacchanalian seizure on stage (probably from snorting an extra heavy line of powdered Christmas baubles or some shit the night previously) and leapt on to the tight crowd’s outstretched arms. Lady Gaga never surfed far off into the crowd because security immediately dragged her ass back onstage. Shit was cool while it lasted, and Lady Gaga probably orgasmed from all the rough perverts who felt her clearly exposed titties while she was doing her whim-of-the-moment BS in their hands.

Lady Gaga

Now let’s say it all together: too easy, Lady Gaga. The paparazzi must have prayed extra hard to the god of stalking to have been given Lady Gaga and her naked gambols in the streets of Hollywood and onstage. If she weren’t surrounded by her guards all the time, she’d probably fuck a mail box in her lobster headpiece and call that shit art. She’s both a sight that causes multi-colored unicorn hallucinations and an uncontrollable stiffness in the cock area, so thank you Lady Gaga, you make it too easy.

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Jamie Chung’s kickass Oriental chichis

Jamie Chung

Few reality TV stars ever kick-start their careers in Hollywood right, some sauntering hopelessly from one degrading reality show to the next, and others simply sticking in the fringes of so-called celebrity status with trashy appearances in nightclubs and forays into already-bloated occupations like celebrity blogging. Yes, Tila Tequila, I’m looking at you. Whore.

Jamie Chung

But wash off the unholy mention of these reality trashbags, because Jamie Chung’ naked Oriental charms have saved the day. She’s one of few reality TV stars who’s managed to churn out an acceptable career in acting, and not to mention flaunt a smokin’ hot body that stems from her Korean roots. From being the star of The Real World: San Diego to appearing in films such as Dragonball Evolution as Chi-Chi, Sorority Row, and Grown Ups, Jamie Chung is the Asian hotness to watch out for and to lust after.

Jamie Chung

To everyone wanting to stick their cocks inside Jamie Chung’s Asian pussy, you’ve got to watch out for her upcoming all-femme action film Sucker Punch, where she kicks ass with other sexy sluts like Vanessa Hudgens and that stunning lolita Emily Browning. To get a taste of how badass and stupendously sexy she is, you should also check out these naked pictures of Jamie Chung, sweating out her chichis and raring for a good fuck.

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Suzanne Shaw’s pats her pussy in public

Suzanne Shaw

This sex scandal by Suzanne Shaw will slightly tug on the meticulously linted sleeve of any mysophobiac out there, because believe it or not, this week’s celebrity ho chose to stage her clit rubbing session in a public bathroom. Cue psycho music. But other than the horrible image of tiled walls running thick with piss and spit (okay, scratch that…), our English slut’s got the performance in the bag.

Suzanne Shaw

Suzanne Shaw starts with a slow strip of her dress, revealing her braless tits and slutty thong. She then begins a vigorous rubdown of her body, rubbing her perky tits and sliding a finger down her belly and straight into her exposed clitoris. You can see her caressing herself as she masturbates with a steady rhythm for her unknown camera man.

Suzanne Shaw

One thing we can take out of Suzanne Shaw’s public sex scandal is if she catches the hornies in the middle of a freaking board room meeting, be sure to follow her to the bathroom and you’ll most likely find her scratching the itch in her cunt on the water faucet. Just make sure you cover her mouth firmly unless you want her moans bouncing off the bathroom walls when you stick your cock inside her from behind. Sounds hot, though.

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Larissa Riquelme is a topless FIFA fan

Larissa Riquelme

Remember watching the FIFA world cup and the finer details of the much talked about Italy-Paraguay match? Or is the memory intercepted by a huge pair of boobs cradling a phone in between them, jiggling and threatening full exposure as its owner, Larissa Riquelme, jumped like a slut to cheer for her home team? Yeah, of course that’s what you recall.

Larissa Riquelme

What you might also remember is her promise to streak naked through the streets of Paraguay’s capital, which we obviously are still yet to witness. But one good thing about a slut like Larissa Riquelme is she’s bound to fulfill her promise, with these previously shot naked pictures of her already in tow even before she rose to titty-bouncing international fame. Consider these photos of Larissa Riquelme modeling her tits a very nice teaser for what’s to come eventually. And judging from what I’m seeing here, somebody should make the day we see Larissa Riquelme’s tits and pussy in the streets an international holiday, requiring all women to simultaneously strip off and fill the world with boobs that are sure to make world peace a reality.

Larissa Riquelme

I’m rambling, so anyway, here’s Larissa Riquelme’s Paraguayan puppies, and start tooting your vuvuzuelas in victory.

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Katy Perry’s teenage dreams of becoming a fuck doll

Katy Perry

Aside from having a fetish for frumpy-looking and explosively colorful attire, Katy Perry often steps on the red carpet looking like a lifesize blowup doll from stuffing her oily boobs too much in latex outfits and shit. With news of her upcoming album Teenage Dream already making the rounds, these pictures of Katy Perry looking like a love doll who just got a massive helping of cum rubbed all over her body came out to fuel those ‘teenage’ dreams you’ve all been having of her… and let me nudge you in the ribs for being such pervy lovers of the fresh vag, yeah?

Katy Perry

I’d rather not think of the hardcore chafe action going on around her pussy area from all the leather rubbing against her crotch, but instead think of how I can finally ditch the sex doll I stole from the homeless guy downtown using it to prop open his cardboard manor and finally stick my dick inside Katy Perry’s warm, itching, and definitely unplastic vagina parts.

Katy Perry

If, for some fucked up fetish you blow your load harder from fucking lifeless bags of air than hearing a real slut moan from pleasure, you can rest assured be satisfied from boning Katy Perry’s nude body, with those lifeless eyes of her playing the part convincingly well. Well, fucking a dead-looking Katy Perry borders dangerously from sex doll fantasies to creepy shit I shouldn’t be mentioning here, but whatever yanks your junk, huh? So for whatever purpose they may serve you, pictures of Katy Perry naked are on the table.

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Mina Iordanidou’s hardcore sex video

Mina Iordanidou

This is the second time we’re featuring cunts from the majestic land of Greece and let me tell you, these horny bimbos want nothing but Olympic-sized cocks stuffing their mediterranean minges to give them the big O.

Mina Iordanidou

Our second slut from the Greek archipelago is Mina Iordanidou, who you might not really need to know is a model. Modeling must’ve bored her or she wouldn’t have agreed to star in this hardcore sex video where she gets pounded not just by one long, veiny schlong, but by two! And you can tell Mina is enjoying herself when you hear her moaning with the cock still in her mouth. This bitch is so horny you’ll see her open her mouth wide for a sticky facial; you can really tell she feels blessed by the gods when she pulled back the guy’s underwear to find that footlong shtick.

Mina Iordanidou

Mina Iordanidou’s body language is giving me a hard case of nostalgia for Shauna Sand; she’s practically echoing her old habits here in this tape, but you won’t ever hear me complaining. Just seeing this hot bitch in her heels and getting her pussy invaded rough is making me want to take a trip down all these celebrity sex tapes we’ve ever featured and do a marathon! Hey, you never get to say that everyday, so why not do it now?

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Tonya Cooley’s hardened reality titties

Tonya Cooley

Reality show stars usually have two ways to go with their newfound careers as media people. One is the downward-spiraling and fucked up path of public shame, vagina vending, and a whole lot of dirty public scandals. The other is the dignified climb to professionalism, a difficult and hard-to-find path to success. Which is thin. Like a needle.

Tonya Cooley

One look at Tonya Cooley and you know she hopped the party wagon and pointed her hardened titties at a direct course towards dirty, pussy peddling fame. And who’s complaining? Us guys get to sit back and let Tonya Cooley’s titty pictures of The Real World: Chicago fame roll out like a fresh batch of titty-shaped cupcakes out of the oven. Mmmmm, titty-shaped cupcakes…

Tonya Cooley

Most of the time, the reality TV sluts that land on our pants are just ugly bitches *cough Snooki* looking to cast the Hollywood glamour over their plain looking faces, but Tonya Cooley gives us hope that reality TV isn’t just home to Z-grade, worthless celebrities. It’s actually home to topless Z-grade, worthless celebrities! So fuck quality entertainment and get a load of Tonya Cooley’s awesome topless pictures!

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Lady Gaga’s tits wrestled out of hiding

Lady Gaga

So underneath all the fucked up costumes, the cigarette shades, the galaxy-inspired gowns, the frigging lobster headpiece, and every other fashion lunacy known to man, Lady Gaga is, after all, prone to human, dirty slip ups. In a sexy pool wrestling match with some of her slaves, Lady Gaga was spotted with a precious nipple dangling from her upset bikini top while she had her vagina clamped around the back of her boyfriend’s neck. That tit has probably been hallucinating far too long from all the polyester and fucked up fabric they’ve been draped with whenever Lady Gaga steps outside to rattle the public with her alien attire.

Lady Gaga

I wouldn’t deem seeing Lady Gaga’s nipslip as sexy as seeing Angelina Jolie’s bondage pics or Olivia Munn’s freckly boobs, but if these nude pictures of Lady Gaga make you cum in your seat, then be my guest and flip your boners out of your pants already. But then again, Lady Gaga has one of the nicer looking jugs around Tinseltown… if only she stopped wearing her neighbor’s discarded old christmas tree decors and wore something to bring out her sexy, slutty figure once in a while, then I’d probably have spilled more cum over her than the other more daring celebrity hos out there.

Lady Gaga

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