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Get your sex tips from Asia Agcaoili

Asia Agcaoili

Well color me fucking pervy for Filipinas, because apparently, that’s where all the sex pros are at. This hot Oriental piece is Asia Agcaoili, a sex columnist and model for FHM Philippines. Sure I can’t pronounce her last name to save my life, but let me try pronouncing her name with my tongue in her cunt and let’s see if she stops to correct me.

Asia Agcaoili

Since Asia Agcaoili’s a sex guru and all that, there’s no need to say she’s great at the actual sex part. But it needs to be said! Who wouldn’t want to pound a Filipina chick who wears latex stockings and lingerie for fuck’s sake? I’d gladly take a plane to the Philippines just so Asia Agcaoili can whisper her naughty sex tips in my ear before she practices them on me, but yeah, I’d rather just click through Asia Acgaoili’s sexy lingerie pictures and imagine her jacking my meat off in her kinky latex outfit. Same thing right?

Asia Agcaoili

I’d love to imagine her taking me backstage after her modeling from the catwalk, hurrying to disentangle herself from her outfit. She’ll then employ her best sex advice and get on my cock with her tight, shaved Asian cunt. And I’ll leave the rest to your imagination. Just feed yourself some more naughty pictures of Asia Agcaoili and you’re ready to go.

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Chloe Mafia is a lap dancing hooker

Chloe Mafia

Way to put the ‘X’ in X-Factor. Then again, what else is a trashy contest going to attract but a piece of trashy skank? Featured in this raunchy video is Chloe Mafia, a contestant on the British reality show X-Factor who turned out to be a street whore. You guys might think bad of selling sex for money, but if there’s any slut out there who’ll take my dollar, I’ll definitely say please to Chloe Mafia here.

Chloe Mafia

She’s a right slut, but she’s a sexy one too. I’ll pay her any amount just so she can replay this sexy lap dance on my cock, while she grinds her pussy lips on my shaft. Don’t say you’re not fantasizing the same thing after you’ve seen Chloe Mafia stripping and dancing for the camera! This whore has me hooked! Er, no pun intended.

And you can see Chloe Mafia does her job like a professional. She grinds her way down to the man’s pants, and if the guy didn’t explicitly tell her to keep her distance, she would have leapt at his zippers and given her the best deepthroating only a hooker could give.

Chloe Mafia

So if you think there’s nothing to be gained from watching X-Factor but a bunch of weirdos being auto-tuned and shit, there’s always rare sluts like Chloe Mafia filling the stage with her sexy lap dancing routine.

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Heather Morris in a bikini? Holy f^%*!

Heather Morris

Just when you thought Heather Morris couldn’t get any hotter, they had to go dress her up like Britney Spears and shake her fucking ass at you! Dear lord, what a sight. Seeing Heather Morris flaunting her booty and hot teen curves is probably the best thing I’ve seen Glee done after Lea Michele in the latex catsuit. So to add to it all, here are photos of sexy Heather Morris in a bikini just to fuck with you guys some more.

Heather Morris

I don’t even know why I’m still watching Glee; it’s the gayest show on the planet, and the story is just dropping with every episode. At least I’ve got images of Heather Morris in her cheerleader uniform in my head, jacking me off while she waits open-mouthed to catch my sperm with her tongue. Oh right, so that’s why I still watch that damn show.

Heather Morris

I highly recommend taking a sledgehammer to the television screen altogether and just staring at these gorgeous bikini photos of Heather Morris. Isn’t that why we’re all tuned in to her show anyway, right?

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Erin Heatherton nude is no mirage

Erin Heatherton

If I’m ever left in the desert and I’m hallucinating from the heat, don’t bother with mirages of oases and blocks of ice; I want me some Erin Heatherton, baby! Crawl toward these photos of Erin Heatherton writhing naked in the desert sand, cuddle her, and say she’s saved. Then fucking pin her to the ground and slay her pussy with your penis like she totally wants it (and she totally wants it, otherwise she wouldn’t sit around with her naked ass waiting for a heatstroke to happen).

Erin Heatherton

But seriously, these sexy photos of Erin Heatherton are just priceless. If there’s any way to describe how on fire this teen model is, it’s by taking her to the most scorching place in the world and telling her she’s home. I just can’t get enough of staring at the sensual way she’s writhing in the sand, her small titties soiled and in need of a little licking from being in the sun far too long.

Erin Heatherton

What would be hotter is if you pictured yourself lying naked next to Erin Heatherton’s own nude body, fingering her minge out of her hallucination, and making sweet love with her right there in the middle of nowhere. A pussy flowing with orgasm juice is better than any friggin’ oasis.

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Taya Parker just wants to be naked

Taya Parker

When we get to the bottom of all these reality programs, only one thing is certain: these reality chicks just want to be naked. Taya Parker certainly does. It didn’t take long after her show in the Rock of Love Bus that Taya Parker’s nude pictures surfaced, showing what Bret Michaels saw in the slut. After seeing Taya’s huge tits and shaved pussy, I wished I had a reality show of my own too.

Taya Parker

You probably would too, if it meant having sexy sluts like Taya Parker scrambling against other chicks to put your cock in their pussy before the others do. I might find it hard to keep the competition running, because one look at Taya Parker’s delicious pussy and my cock stiffening up will declare her the winner. Of course there are other hot sluts in the game who have something going on too, but Taya Parker’s seductive gaze and tight ass is just drawing me in.

Taya Parker

If she’s doing the same magic to your cock, I suggest checking out the rest of Taya Parker’s naked pussy pictures and enjoying them all. If Bret Michaels had a lick at this hot piece of cunt, why shouldn’t you?

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Naomi Campbell is a cunt with her cunt out

Naomi Campbell

Somebody like Naomi Campbell who’s got a laundry list of legal issues concerning hitting people with jewel-encrusted cellphones certainly has to be great in bed. Where I came up with the conclusion, I most have no idea. But if she’s wild enough to take a blow at her housekeeper, her driver, a cop, and her assistant (basically her whole fucking entourage), she’s most likely wild enough to give in to hard, bondage-heavy sex.

Naomi Campbell

Anyway, here’s Naomi Campbell sashaying her cunt off and looking drunk enough to hit her dance partner with a champagne bottle. No matter what bad thing you hear about her, Naomi Campbell still manages to attract a large fanbase of aroused men in her wake. It’s probably with the same abandon she has going on here that she fails to notice a sneaky paparazzo taking the money shot with her exposed beaver from one floor below. It’s good advertisement for Naomi if she’s looking for a quick fuck with a dude who’s a bit iffy about the struggling-with-the-panties part of a quickie behind the bar counter.

Naomi Campbell

But despite all the bad press she’s gotten, Naomi Campbell is still a quality skank who loves flashing her vagina, so that definitely counts as something. When all that’s left to do is ram your cock up Naomi’s panty-less pussy, you’re already safe from getting scratched in the face for the wrong reasons.

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Mocha Uson is a naked sex guru

Mocha Uson

While the fine line between an acting career and being a whore is already fucking blurred in Hollywood, elsewhere in Asia, the distinction holds quite firm. However, we sometimes come across sexy Asian easter eggs like Mocha Uson who can juggle a career and a public interest in sex beautifully.

Mocha Uson

The leading slut in a girl group in the Philippines known as the Mocha Girls (think Pussycat Dolls without the ‘irreconcilable differences’), Mocha Uson also doubles as a sex guru who’s not afraid of holding a vibrating dildo in her hands for fear of ostracism from the conservative culture she belongs to. She’s also not afraid to be photographed naked at her local beach and show what luscious Filipina titties she has.

Mocha Uson

If you dig in a bit about what kind of Asian hottie Mocha Uson is, you’ll find she regularly shares useful advice on the proper use of a dildo, enjoying steamy sex with a fellow bisexual, and generally showing how being naked and in love with fucking is the most natural thing in the world. If you’re looking for a sexy Filipina celebrity who won’t say no to your dirty American habits in bed, Mocha Uson is the slut to look for. Just a look at her sexy naked pictures ought to back my claims.

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Lindsay Lohan in even more scandals!

Lindsay Lohan

As if she doesn’t already have enough on her plate to deal with, here are pics of Lindsay Lohan allegedly sucking face with Paris Hilton just to screw her over some more. I say alleged, because LiLo’s face is too damn screwed up in the photos to recognize her, but still, a little prod with your imagination and it’s all good to go, yeah?

Lindsay Lohan

But whatever anybody says, I still believe it’s Lindsay in these kinky lesbian pictures. If you look long enough, you’ll see the unmistakable signs. One, the heavy-lidded eyes from wild partying and little sleep. Two, the little dots on her arms that could either be her freckles or nasty puncture points from doing the bad shit. And the biggest giveaway here is she’s locked lips with a fellow skank/fuckup/celebrity trash so hard it’s like she’s trying to hog Paris Hilton’s share of coke out of her damn mouth. But counting out all of the bad things in her life (which I just so conveniently enumerated), it’s still Lindsay Lohan, a hot redhead engaged in a sexy girl-on-girl action like it’s her private business! I wouldn’t say no to that.

Lindsay Lohan

I just hope Lindsay Lohan patches herself up so she can be sane enough to start working on her celebrity sex tape that will finally push her life out of this rut. Of course I’m concerned about her! And the sex tape! Don’t forget the sex tape!

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Spencer Scott is a naughty schoolgirl

Spencer Scott

Somebody finally found the common sense to give these naughty sluts a lesson by making them do good ol’ lines after class. Apparently, though, Spencer Scott is too much of a slutty girl to learn her lesson; she’s got photos of her stripping off her schoolgirl clothes during detention! Tsk tsk, naughty girl indeed.

Spencer Scott

Maybe somebody should come over and teach this slut a real lesson and hit that ass of hers until she cries uncle. Mind, she’ll probably like being slapped in the ass though, so it’ll be like rewarding her instead. Or maybe, somebody should take off all her clothes, throw them in the trash and take pictures of her teen boobs for blackmail. Hmm, no, she’s already doing that, so it still won’t work.

Spencer Scott

Oh hell. Nobody can obviously beat a skank in her game, so we might as well just humor Spencer Scott as she takes off her clothes and hope for the best. We might even get a glimpse of her naughty pussy while we’re at it, and if things get too hot, Spencer Scott won’t say no to locking the classroom door and fucking on the teacher’s desk!

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Hayden Panettiere’s busty barmaid sideline

Hayden Panettiere

It’s Oktoberfest again everybody! Not that it’s any different for me and my beer-stained shirt, but it is a change because we see hot celebrities like Hayden Panettiere dressed up in a sexy German barmaid outfit and handing out the booze! It just shows you don’t have to be German to enjoy a healthy pairing of beer and boobs, courtesy of this busty celebrity hottie.

Hayden Panettiere

It’s a smart move for the Germans to hire Hayden Panettiere’s tits to roam around the event, because if there’s one thing people are clamoring to get a pint of beer for, it’s so they can quickly put on those beer goggles and fuck even the ugliest German pussy in the room and score one for the day. I’m not saying German chicks are all bad, but having Hayden Panettiere’s titties flanking the beer distribution certainly makes things more exciting. I’ll definitely skip the beer and unload Hayden Pannetiere’s yummy boobies right out of her barmaid costume!

Hayden Panettiere

By then, Hayden herself will be too blacked out emptying the beer out of that huge ass mug to care, and would gladly let anyone fondle and stick a hand down her meaty cleavage. Hayden Panettiere is swimming in dangerous waters being surrounded by rowdy guys stinking of beer, but she clearly wants it or she wouldn’t have come in wearing a kinky outfit screaming, “Fuck me in the tits!”

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