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Pounce on Halle Berry’s Catwoman nudes

Who knew Halle Berry’s most critically screwed movie of all time could provide such hardcore sex fantasies? Then again, a woman clad head-to-toe in leather, baring her teeth in a hiss and holding a whip doesn’t generally mean vanilla entertainment. So seeing these hardcore nude pictures of Halle Berry as the Catwoman is just about right, right?

If Halle Berry went into my room in the dead of night wearing nothing but her leather stockings and that kinky catwoman mask, I wouldn’t resist at all. I’d let her pounce on me, fucking rip my pajamas off, and straddle my cock with her hissing pussy lips. Knowing Halle Berry, she’ll be in full character while she’s bouncing on top of me, yowling, moaning and scratching until she orgasms with my cum shot deep inside her cunt. And, like any thief of the night, she’ll slide her pussy off my spent meat poker, pounce back on the window ledge, and disappear into the dark. And I’ll be heaving in my bed, bearing scratch marks and wondering what the hell just happened.

So yeah, Halle Berry’s nude Catwoman pictures are just right.

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Kari Ann Peniche is a naughty nympho

Kari Ann Peniche

If the name Kari Ann Peniche is making your cock stir and sniff the air hopefully, you might remember her from the sex tape featuring a menage a trois with Rebecca Gayheart and Eric Dane. She was also a renowned beauty queen in her home state before she was stripped of her title after she, er, stripped for Playboy. Naughty. And if her skankiness couldn’t have gotten any more pronounced, she joined Celebrity Rehab to cure her sex addiction.

Kari Ann Peniche

I don’t know about ‘curing’ her nymphomania as much as announcing to every guy in the world she’s addicted to sex, but it really depends on what you see. But since you’re here to see Kari Ann Peniche’s naked pictures, I’m assuming you were drawn in by her confession to lots of steamy, wild fuck sessions. And with a body like that, I’m wishing Celebrity Rehab is all just a useless show. It had better be, or the world might just run out of sexy celebrities like Kari Ann Peniche showing off her their torn pussies to us prospective one night stands!

Kari Ann Peniche

But even if she does get cured and move on, we can all look back at Kari Ann Peniche’s naughty pussy pictures and imagine better days when she would drop her panties at the sound of zippers opening.

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Coco’s ass is always hungry

Coco Austin

Oh Coco. What would the beach scene be like without your meaty, lardy ass leaving cavernous ass prints in the sand? If you have a hunger for seeing thong bikinis disappearing into somebody’s ass crack, look no further and see Coco Austin’s backdoor boulders in a thong bikini.

Coco Austin

Only the most adventurous dudes would dare stick their peen into Coco’s mega ass, but to do so would probably be like entering the pearly gates of heaven. I bet it would be heaven as well to fill up Coco’s ass tunnel with your pearly gobs of cum and have room for something like a fisting  for her, huh? Somebody with an ass that monolithic must have an insatiable hunger for anal fucking.

Coco Austin

And the best thing about Coco is you can flip her around on her back and you’ve got equally monstrous melons to tittyfuck when you get tired of plumbing her infinite ass cave! That’s a double whammy nobody would like to pass up. So don’t pass up on these pictures of Coco’s ass in a bikini, or you’re one stupid fuck.

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Get your sex tips from Asia Agcaoili

Asia Agcaoili

Well color me fucking pervy for Filipinas, because apparently, that’s where all the sex pros are at. This hot Oriental piece is Asia Agcaoili, a sex columnist and model for FHM Philippines. Sure I can’t pronounce her last name to save my life, but let me try pronouncing her name with my tongue in her cunt and let’s see if she stops to correct me.

Asia Agcaoili

Since Asia Agcaoili’s a sex guru and all that, there’s no need to say she’s great at the actual sex part. But it needs to be said! Who wouldn’t want to pound a Filipina chick who wears latex stockings and lingerie for fuck’s sake? I’d gladly take a plane to the Philippines just so Asia Agcaoili can whisper her naughty sex tips in my ear before she practices them on me, but yeah, I’d rather just click through Asia Acgaoili’s sexy lingerie pictures and imagine her jacking my meat off in her kinky latex outfit. Same thing right?

Asia Agcaoili

I’d love to imagine her taking me backstage after her modeling from the catwalk, hurrying to disentangle herself from her outfit. She’ll then employ her best sex advice and get on my cock with her tight, shaved Asian cunt. And I’ll leave the rest to your imagination. Just feed yourself some more naughty pictures of Asia Agcaoili and you’re ready to go.

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Chloe Mafia is a lap dancing hooker

Chloe Mafia

Way to put the ‘X’ in X-Factor. Then again, what else is a trashy contest going to attract but a piece of trashy skank? Featured in this raunchy video is Chloe Mafia, a contestant on the British reality show X-Factor who turned out to be a street whore. You guys might think bad of selling sex for money, but if there’s any slut out there who’ll take my dollar, I’ll definitely say please to Chloe Mafia here.

Chloe Mafia

She’s a right slut, but she’s a sexy one too. I’ll pay her any amount just so she can replay this sexy lap dance on my cock, while she grinds her pussy lips on my shaft. Don’t say you’re not fantasizing the same thing after you’ve seen Chloe Mafia stripping and dancing for the camera! This whore has me hooked! Er, no pun intended.

And you can see Chloe Mafia does her job like a professional. She grinds her way down to the man’s pants, and if the guy didn’t explicitly tell her to keep her distance, she would have leapt at his zippers and given her the best deepthroating only a hooker could give.

Chloe Mafia

So if you think there’s nothing to be gained from watching X-Factor but a bunch of weirdos being auto-tuned and shit, there’s always rare sluts like Chloe Mafia filling the stage with her sexy lap dancing routine.

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Heather Morris in a bikini? Holy f^%*!

Heather Morris

Just when you thought Heather Morris couldn’t get any hotter, they had to go dress her up like Britney Spears and shake her fucking ass at you! Dear lord, what a sight. Seeing Heather Morris flaunting her booty and hot teen curves is probably the best thing I’ve seen Glee done after Lea Michele in the latex catsuit. So to add to it all, here are photos of sexy Heather Morris in a bikini just to fuck with you guys some more.

Heather Morris

I don’t even know why I’m still watching Glee; it’s the gayest show on the planet, and the story is just dropping with every episode. At least I’ve got images of Heather Morris in her cheerleader uniform in my head, jacking me off while she waits open-mouthed to catch my sperm with her tongue. Oh right, so that’s why I still watch that damn show.

Heather Morris

I highly recommend taking a sledgehammer to the television screen altogether and just staring at these gorgeous bikini photos of Heather Morris. Isn’t that why we’re all tuned in to her show anyway, right?

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Erin Heatherton nude is no mirage

Erin Heatherton

If I’m ever left in the desert and I’m hallucinating from the heat, don’t bother with mirages of oases and blocks of ice; I want me some Erin Heatherton, baby! Crawl toward these photos of Erin Heatherton writhing naked in the desert sand, cuddle her, and say she’s saved. Then fucking pin her to the ground and slay her pussy with your penis like she totally wants it (and she totally wants it, otherwise she wouldn’t sit around with her naked ass waiting for a heatstroke to happen).

Erin Heatherton

But seriously, these sexy photos of Erin Heatherton are just priceless. If there’s any way to describe how on fire this teen model is, it’s by taking her to the most scorching place in the world and telling her she’s home. I just can’t get enough of staring at the sensual way she’s writhing in the sand, her small titties soiled and in need of a little licking from being in the sun far too long.

Erin Heatherton

What would be hotter is if you pictured yourself lying naked next to Erin Heatherton’s own nude body, fingering her minge out of her hallucination, and making sweet love with her right there in the middle of nowhere. A pussy flowing with orgasm juice is better than any friggin’ oasis.

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Taya Parker just wants to be naked

Taya Parker

When we get to the bottom of all these reality programs, only one thing is certain: these reality chicks just want to be naked. Taya Parker certainly does. It didn’t take long after her show in the Rock of Love Bus that Taya Parker’s nude pictures surfaced, showing what Bret Michaels saw in the slut. After seeing Taya’s huge tits and shaved pussy, I wished I had a reality show of my own too.

Taya Parker

You probably would too, if it meant having sexy sluts like Taya Parker scrambling against other chicks to put your cock in their pussy before the others do. I might find it hard to keep the competition running, because one look at Taya Parker’s delicious pussy and my cock stiffening up will declare her the winner. Of course there are other hot sluts in the game who have something going on too, but Taya Parker’s seductive gaze and tight ass is just drawing me in.

Taya Parker

If she’s doing the same magic to your cock, I suggest checking out the rest of Taya Parker’s naked pussy pictures and enjoying them all. If Bret Michaels had a lick at this hot piece of cunt, why shouldn’t you?

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Naomi Campbell is a cunt with her cunt out

Naomi Campbell

Somebody like Naomi Campbell who’s got a laundry list of legal issues concerning hitting people with jewel-encrusted cellphones certainly has to be great in bed. Where I came up with the conclusion, I most have no idea. But if she’s wild enough to take a blow at her housekeeper, her driver, a cop, and her assistant (basically her whole fucking entourage), she’s most likely wild enough to give in to hard, bondage-heavy sex.

Naomi Campbell

Anyway, here’s Naomi Campbell sashaying her cunt off and looking drunk enough to hit her dance partner with a champagne bottle. No matter what bad thing you hear about her, Naomi Campbell still manages to attract a large fanbase of aroused men in her wake. It’s probably with the same abandon she has going on here that she fails to notice a sneaky paparazzo taking the money shot with her exposed beaver from one floor below. It’s good advertisement for Naomi if she’s looking for a quick fuck with a dude who’s a bit iffy about the struggling-with-the-panties part of a quickie behind the bar counter.

Naomi Campbell

But despite all the bad press she’s gotten, Naomi Campbell is still a quality skank who loves flashing her vagina, so that definitely counts as something. When all that’s left to do is ram your cock up Naomi’s panty-less pussy, you’re already safe from getting scratched in the face for the wrong reasons.

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Mocha Uson is a naked sex guru

Mocha Uson

While the fine line between an acting career and being a whore is already fucking blurred in Hollywood, elsewhere in Asia, the distinction holds quite firm. However, we sometimes come across sexy Asian easter eggs like Mocha Uson who can juggle a career and a public interest in sex beautifully.

Mocha Uson

The leading slut in a girl group in the Philippines known as the Mocha Girls (think Pussycat Dolls without the ‘irreconcilable differences’), Mocha Uson also doubles as a sex guru who’s not afraid of holding a vibrating dildo in her hands for fear of ostracism from the conservative culture she belongs to. She’s also not afraid to be photographed naked at her local beach and show what luscious Filipina titties she has.

Mocha Uson

If you dig in a bit about what kind of Asian hottie Mocha Uson is, you’ll find she regularly shares useful advice on the proper use of a dildo, enjoying steamy sex with a fellow bisexual, and generally showing how being naked and in love with fucking is the most natural thing in the world. If you’re looking for a sexy Filipina celebrity who won’t say no to your dirty American habits in bed, Mocha Uson is the slut to look for. Just a look at her sexy naked pictures ought to back my claims.

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